"Why do you hate men, Stepmother?" "Hate them? I don't hate them. How could anyone hate a pebble in her shoe?"

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"How do lesbians even have sex?" "I'm so sorry, I can't hear you with your head cut off. Could you repeat that?"

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“Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.”

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"Now, the most important thing you should know…