Posts tagged “stock characters”

  1. Your hair is immaculately slicked back, except for a single curl that falls over an eyebrow. Your left eyebrow.

    You have an unusually attractive cigarette lighter you cannot stop fingering. It is mother-of-pearl.

    You offer a crying woman your handkerchief, but there is no sympathy in your voice.

    Why, you'd do anything for your friends.

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  2. Startled Dowager

    Girl Holding Dog

    Drunk Butler

    Pilot With Not Enough Parachutes

    Hard-Drinking Prospector

    'I Say' Top Hat Man

    Cop Who Doesn't Believe Anything

    Lion Tamer In Love With Acrobat

    No Guff-Taking Waitress

    Shopgirl With Only One Mink Coat

    Lonely Stenographer

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