You long to go on an adventure, but only so long as the adventure is not in any way uncomfortable or inconvenient.

Orcs are chasing you, but this does not bother you nearly as much as the inadequate breakfast you had earlier today.

You once fulfilled an ancient prophecy and overturned gender expectations at the same time.

Endless loaves of bread. After too many mornings of waking up at his house and finding there was absolutely nothing to eat, I started bringing my own food over. The coffee and peanut butter stayed in the cupboard where I'd left them, but the bread would disappear immediately. At one point I was buying a loaf a week for my own house, and up to three loaves for his. Then he started complaining all that…