I'm worried that not enough people are aware that Mario Puzo's The Godfather, bestselling classic and source material for beloved films The Godfather, parts I and II, features a significant subplot about a woman named Lucy Mancini who is friendly with the Corleone family and whose biggest problem is her roomy vagina. A lot of people think I'm joking, when I tell them that. I'm not joking. There are a significant number of pages given to Lucy's vagina…