Posts tagged “the pearl poet”

  1. you know what god loves above all things
    what
    clean clothes
    how's that
    you know how like if a beggar came into your hall while you were eating dinner
    and if his leggings have holes in them or whatever
    grime
    you have him beaten and thrown out into the street
    I would?

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  2. GREEN KNIGHT: hi hi
    come over
    it'll be fun
    we can whack off each other's heads with swords

    GAWAIN: what

    GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with my wife

    GAWAIN: sorry what

    GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with me

    GAWAIN: what?

    GREEN KNIGHT: come over
    we'll have dinner
    with all our heads on and also clothes

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