Previously: Dirtbag Hamlet. MILO: fuck everything everything fucking sucks "FOR MILO, WHO HAS PLENTY OF TIME" MILO: the fuck is this "ONE GENUINE TURNPIKE TOLLBOOTH" "EASILY ASSEMBLED AT HOME, AND FOR USE BY THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER TRAVELED IN LANDS BEYOND" MILO: more like a fuckin toolbooth TOCK: I am a guard against wasted time! We must leave the Doldrums at once! MILO: oh im a guard too you must go fuck yourself…
