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8 years ago in Two Monks Inventing Things
MONK #1: what makes a woman beautiful MONK #2: nice eyes long hair red lips MONK #1: right definitely MONK #2: you know what's really hot though MONK #1: what MONK #2: women who don't have shoulders MONK #1: what
8 years ago in Music
*extremely late Renaissance voice* I PREFER 40-person motets, of course.
10 years ago in History
This is maybe the most beautiful and sprightly song about male ejaculate ever written, and I cannot recommend it highly enough.
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