Posts tagged “twitter”

  1. Follower of Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

    Kneeling at the foot of Calvary.

    Passionate about social justice and social media || Disgusting sinner saved by grace alone

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  2. Previously: The Ur-Dad story.

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  3. greatest American hero = I like her garbage = not very good I love you = we are both on the Internet, and we agree about something shut it all down = I'm going to stay right here and not leave the Internet and keep reading this NSFW = this is a picture of food #tcot = I have not talked to an actual conservative since high school essential reading = you will have forgotten…

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  4. This very brief post is dedicated to the memory of the late Harold Ramis. Also, the editors just noticed this Twitter account, and it's rad.

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    Happy New Year from Stay Puft! Did you serve #marshmallows at your party?   Every year millions of children go hungry. For every RT we'll donate $1 to #Ethopia, up to $10K. #StayPuftCares   #DidYouKnow? In ancient #Egypt, #marshmallows were used as #medicine! #facts   Fill…

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  5. Good day, mythical creature aficionados. I am Miss Lemonade from the Institute of Bisexualia (currently the only faculty). I have devoted my life to the study of these pernicious, beautiful and at once complex creatures. Since the first recorded cave painting of a bisexual at Lasceaux, we have been entranced with these beings. Mayhap you have purchased this fact sheet (for the low price of a farthing!) because you have finally constructed your own delicious kale…

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  6. When you read this, I will be on a plane with a toddler with motion sickness, so what better time to allow others to chatter happily amongst themselves, free from that particular torment? There is nothing worse than tweeting something incredibly funny at a time of day when no one notices it, or tweeting something that would be perfectly topical a week and a half later, or realizing too late that a slight modification would…

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  7. Jonathan Franzen is the angriest novelist in the world. He is the novelist who is so angry he cannot move. He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis. He is angry because Salman Rushdie uses Twitter, and nowadays people can buy books on the Internet, and the Home Depot, and he had to go to Germany one time,…

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  8. If you are of a certain age, the tweets from your awkward and tormented teen years will  almost certainly come back to haunt you in job interviews of the future. Because what’s published on the Internet never dies.

    Disclaimer: All tweets in this post were published by real teenagers in the year 2013. Names have been changed. 

    Interviewer: Thanks again for coming in today, Katie. We really appreciate your time and loved…

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