Previously: I, Frankenstein. 11. There's an actual scene where two actual characters say "What if it's so obvious [these two characters are the villains] that it's not obvious at all?" 10. The titular academic vampires regularly attend vampire church. Vampire church. THEY GO TO VAMPIRE CHURCH ON SUNDAY NIGHTS. They are literally attending MIDNIGHT SABBATS, which is like the canonical, medieval definition of satanic but it's supposed to be a good thing. I -- look, I don't…