To: Katie; Allison; charlotte.smith857@gmail.com; Lily; Hannah; Caitlin; Ashley; Morgan L.
From: Ali
Date: March 19th, 2013
Subject: Jen’s Bachelorette!
Hi Ladies! (including friends and bride’s obligatory cousins we will later ostracize!)
SO excited for Jen’s bachelorette party weekend!!!!!! We are gonna get so cray, lol!
Logistics: Let’s plan this near a holiday weekend, but not on a holiday weekend, so you still have to take multiple days off work!
OPTIONS LOL:
Las Vegas/ AC
Paris
Southern Portugal (Northern Portugal is SOOOO college, LOL)
What’s that country near the Somali pirates??
Jen’s parents cabin upstate, which is my least favorite, but I thought I’d throw it out there if anyone’s on a budget
Obvi there will be mandatory stripper, pole-dancing, and how to blowjob while stripping and pole-dancing classes we will partake of!
I think this bouncer who texts me randomly should be able to hook us up with VIP rooms at clubs, lol.
What do you guys think????
– Ali
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“It’s a Wednesday night baby and I’m alive!” – Lena Dunham, Girls
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To: Ali
CC: <Kate Work>; Allison; charlotte.smith857@gmail.com; Lily; Hannah; Caitlin; Ashley; Morgan L.
From: Katie
Date: March 23rd, 2013
Subject: Re: Jen’s Bachelorette!
AHHHH Hi Ladies!
Sorry I’m replying literally five days later I’ve been so busy at work and forwarding this email to everyone I know complaining about you! Paris is not a viable option for everyone, Ali, we don’t all have rich boyfriends sooooo fuck you.
Anyway literally so excited about Jen’s bachelorette weekend!!! It would be super fun and chill if we could do the cabin house and here’s why: some of Jen’s cousins and friends from her high school years will probably feel more comfortable there… BUT OBVI like that so sucks so if just us 5 wanna go to SoPortugal like, another weekend, I can totally do both!!! Just looking out for everyone!!! Do we wanna do the cabin??? Let me know your thoughts.
Also for the summer I’m available to so the weekend of July 14,15 or August 29,30 but I’ll have to leave early on the 30th because I have a thing.
HOPE THIS WORKS AHHHHH CAN’T WAIT TO SEE EVERYONEEEEE!!!!
– Katie
