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Screen Shot 2014-04-23 at 10.56.15 AMJust earlier this year, a former model came forward to claim that during a shoot, Richardson ‘licked her ass, had her squeeze his balls, and even ejaculated into her eye — making sure his assistant captured everything on film.’”

  • Syndrome from Disney’s The Incredibles but on a nine-day juice fast
  • Heroin Opie from the darkest timeline of Andy Griffith
  • Ginger Skeletor
  • Every villain in the “Are You Afraid of the Dark” carnival episode
  • Like a living Jack-O-Lantern that has fucked the Cryptkeeper
  • Morgan Spurlock after he’s been kept in a basement for fourteen years on a subsistence diet of gruel
  • Starving Matthew McConaughey crossed with all the melting dudes at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • the human equivalent of a high-grade fever
  • Evil Mr. Peanut
  • A hoodie that has never been washed
  • Scarecrow from Batman Begins disguised as a lumberjack
  • A cross between the Pied Piper and Spring-Heeled Jack
  • Someone who would try to talk to you in line at 7/11 at 3 in the morning
  • Canadian Borat
  • A California Raisin that has scurvy
  • A Slim Jim that has been given human form by an evil djinn
  • Fred Astaire and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lamb‘s love child
  • the red-headed bully from “Salute Your Shorts” with a vitamin-D deficiency
  • Dov Charney after being immersed in the evil “Dip” from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
  • A no-makeup Joker
  • White Jafar
  • Exactly like what someone with the soul of Terry Richardson should look like

[Image via @darth]

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