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[All quotes via Jenny Holzer and Audre Lorde]

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32 Comments

  1. ct330 +20

    is how I strive to live my life, and looking at actually made me gigglesnort at my desk.

    Also, I just found out that I went to the same college as Audre Lorde, which is awesome.

  2. miprisci +24

    Wait, why is humanism obsolete?

    Crap, did they already release the new iPhilosophy 5S? There’s a new one every goddamn year! I’m always behind!

  3. heynightingale +12

    LOL. Excellent.

    Also, Audre Lorde. <3 No book has changed my life as much as Sister Outsider. It’s like getting a new pair of eyeballs and a heart transplant and a brain upgrade and a mouth that can finally speak.

  4. dorkmuffin +21

    Oh my god oh my god oh my god that the abuse of power quote is used on BEN “RAPELBURGER” ROETHLISBERGER…

    I can’t breathe. That’s so good.

    1. ctrlaultdelete +38

      It’s a shame there isn’t room for one of my favorites from the benches in the Walker sculpture garden: “THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.”

  5. thebellewitch +25

    “A name means a lot just by itself” with the Redskins player – SOLID. This whole thing is just making me so happy.

  6. AmazingSandwich +17

    This is so not the point but now I can’t stop thinking about the game programmers assigned to write the coding for crotches in tight, shiny pants.

    “No, no, the shadows are still wrong! Dammit Kevin, it’s like you never even stared at a man’s crotch before.”