Playboy or Cat Fancy?

by Kira Garcia · February 26, 2015

catfancyIn no particular order, here are sixteen excerpts from back issues of Cat Fancy and Playboy magazines. Can you guess the source of each one?

  1. She mesmerized me the first time I laid eyes on her.
  2. She has a sweet, gentle nature and is very interested in what you are doing.
  3. She is used to playing dress-up.
  4. She was discovered in a boutique on Rodeo Drive.
  5. She must be protected from her own curiosity.
  6. She certainly has the requisite assets.
  7. She has long sable hair and fine features.
  8. She can make that leap without a hitch.
  9. She swam strongly, making a little wake ahead of her.
  10. She clearly knows how to get comfortable indoors or outdoors.
  11. She craves the spotlight.
  12. She did a commercial for a James Bond video game where a laser blasts off her skirt.
  13. She will gradually develop a better attitude toward people.
  14. She’s petite with moss-green eyes.
  15. She has a fun-loving personality that stole the show.
  16. She’ll get used to all the attention after regular rub-downs coupled with some of her favorite treats.

Answers on page 2.

  1. CF
  2. CF
  3. PB
  4. PB
  5. CF
  6. PB
  7. PB
  8. PB
  9. CF
  10. CF
  11. CF
  12. PB
  13. CF
  14. CF
  15. PB
  16. CF

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34 Comments

    2. evangelicalexpat +55

      I legit thought that all were from Cat Fancy except MAYBE the one about the James Bond video game.

      1. bookdom +35

        Me, too, and that I for sure wanted to check out that James Bond video game with the cat in a skirt with lasers bouncing off it!

  2. littlehuntingcreek +33

    Did Ayn Rand write this? I think maybe she would have approved of Playboy because the women were paid to pose.
    We already know she was a reader of Cat Fancy.

  3. logicbutton +43

    Some of these I only knew must have been from Cat Fancy because they sounded like things that a writer for Playboy would not quiiiite have had the guts to say about a woman.

  4. winterbymorning +143

    This is very similar to a little game I like to play called “Dating site profile or Humane Society pet profile?”

    Examples:

    1. Come spend some time with me and you will see I’m all about affection.
    2. I’m a big loving girl who will always be there for you. I may be a big girl, but that means there is more to love!
    3. I’m handsome, and I’m available!
    4. You’ll find it hard not to be drawn to my big beautiful eyes. I’ll gaze lovingly back into yours.
    5. I like my belly rubs and as much attention as you want to give, I will accept it.

    3. cleoreads +18

      Anyone else amuse themselves by mentally writing personal ads for their cats?

      White and ginger neutered male seeking companionship. Hobbies include head-butting, home decorating, and studying the properties of water. No loud noises please.

      Black and white short-hair BBW seeking companion to lie on the warmest spot on the floor. Interests include kitty yoga and chasing red dots.

    4. Sophia McDougall +7

      Ads for male cats for stud span a strange spectrum from “This is an attractive pedigree cat who sires healthy kittens” to “he will rock your lady cat’s world, aaaalll niiiiight loooong, ooooohh yeah.”

  5. mabissam +20

    What I get from this is that Cat Fancy is the Playboy magazine cat’s prefer™.

    And then I realize, Billy Corbin was a cat’s nudie-mag coverboy. Billy Corbin.

  6. Claudia +23

    Wait, wait, wait. A cat swam? Making a wake? That’s incredible to me. Also incredible is that sable is a hair color for women! Didn’t realize that!

  7. Mrs_Peel +40

    “She’ll get used to all the attention after regular rub-downs coupled with some of her favorite treats”.

    That definitely sounds like me.

    2. Kitling +15

      Oh my god. Until I read your comment, it hadn’t occurred to me that I actually literally make my boyfriend wrap a towel around me after a bath and bring me sweets.

  8. Toft +19

    I thought I had them all, but I scored 9 out of 16.

    Both these magazines now seem even creepier to me.

  13. mkpatter +10

    Hahaha I actually did used to make fun of my friend for having Cat Fancy in the bathroom and accused her of using it for jerk off material. (I was very mean.)

  14. aurorabirdialis +7

    I don’t even want to know the answers. I’m perfectly content with all of these being about EITHER.

  16. Kitling +34

    I was walking down a street in Japan and there was a ‘hostess’ bar which are a bit like strip bars I guess but where instead of dancing, they pay a certain amount per hour to hang out with pretty young women who are obliged to laugh at pathetic jokes and pretend to be attracted to them. For a hugely inflated price, you can buy the women drinks. It had a poster outside with pictures and (fake first) names of the women who work there. Three doors down, there was a cat cafe. The principle of a cat cafe being that you pay a certain amount per hour to hang out in a room with lovely cats. I went in and found that for a hugely inflated price, you can buy the cats a little bit of tuna. It had a poster outside with pictures of the cats and their (presumably real) names.

    I don’t know what this says about our society but I’m guessing it’s not anything good?

  19. cleo

    Anyone else amuse themselves by mentally writing personal ads for their cats?

    White and ginger neutered male seeking companionship. Hobbies include head-butting, home decorating, and studying the properties of water. No loud noises please.

    Black and white short-hair BBW seeking companion to lie on the warmest spot on the floor. Interests include kitty yoga and chasing red dots.