• Last night I saw someone eating an apple that was just too big. It was the size of a softball. She could barely take bites out of it. Apples have no business being that big. Was this apple an enchanted grapefruit? I hated it so much.
• I’m hungry, but I’m also sitting down?
• My counter has crumbs on it and the sunlight coming through the window is highlighting the crumbs
• I have a cup of tea, and there is a finite number of sips I will take before I finish the cup, and then I will have to wash it, and then I will fill it up again with tea later, and I will do this a finite number of times, and then someday I will die and I will never do anything again
• Other people exist
• Sometimes people can text me
• I have permanent retainers and they’ll always be there on the inside of my teeth
• There is a grain of sand or dirt or something on the inside of my house slipper but whenever I take it off to feel around for it I can’t find it; it is detectable only by the human foot and not the human hand
• Netflix
• The underside of my fingernails feel dirty but because I have nail polish on I cannot confirm this
• I don’t have everything
• The wind can move anything without permission and that seems selfish
• My first knuckle folds almost backwards whenever I click on my mousepad and that’s terrible to look at
• Someday I’ll have to get on a plane again
• I feel like there aren’t any new sounds I’m ever going to get to hear
• Things are bad in a way I can’t articulate
• I have different things than I used to have but I’m still the same person
• I can feel what that stupid giant apple must be like in my mouth right now