
this is a regal little bug-dog and I must have him

I shall possess the long white ghost

the hound-home, I shall own it

the small fur-clown? banish everything else from my life and give me this

look at him, look at the beast with longing eyes, and give him mine to have

THE STOUT GENTLEBEASTS, I SHALL ENCAPTURE THEM WITHIN MINE ARMS

STOP THIS DOG FROM HIS NOBLE WAITING AT ONCE, THIS IS THE NOBLEST GREATBEAST WHAT DID I EVER HAVE SEEN

I will also accept this FANCY CHILD to be my FANCY FRIEND but I especially require her pillow-dog-friend

the dog is sad to have caused the bird to die. I must comfort him at once, and forever, that his sad eyes would lose their sorrow. Come to me and I will kill your sorrows as once you killed the bird.

the worry-dog with her Latin note! She shall be mine, and I shall be hers, and the only note she shall carry is I love you, dog

this FRESH MOPPET, I EXCLAIM WITH MY FACE

give me this muscle hound to stare at, she will reside on freshness and hay in the glories of my home

whatever this whole situation is, I require him immediately

you SNARL, you white cow with furred ears and doghands! you SNARL and I will accept your anger as my own!

this worried eyebrow with pillow feet! GIVE IT ME, give it to me for the purposeness of having!
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Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.