this is a regal little bug-dog and I must have him
I shall possess the long white ghost
the hound-home, I shall own it
the small fur-clown? banish everything else from my life and give me this
look at him, look at the beast with longing eyes, and give him mine to have
THE STOUT GENTLEBEASTS, I SHALL ENCAPTURE THEM WITHIN MINE ARMS
STOP THIS DOG FROM HIS NOBLE WAITING AT ONCE, THIS IS THE NOBLEST GREATBEAST WHAT DID I EVER HAVE SEEN
I will also accept this FANCY CHILD to be my FANCY FRIEND but I especially require her pillow-dog-friend
the dog is sad to have caused the bird to die. I must comfort him at once, and forever, that his sad eyes would lose their sorrow. Come to me and I will kill your sorrows as once you killed the bird.
the worry-dog with her Latin note! She shall be mine, and I shall be hers, and the only note she shall carry is I love you, dog
this FRESH MOPPET, I EXCLAIM WITH MY FACE
give me this muscle hound to stare at, she will reside on freshness and hay in the glories of my home
whatever this whole situation is, I require him immediately
you SNARL, you white cow with furred ears and doghands! you SNARL and I will accept your anger as my own!
this worried eyebrow with pillow feet! GIVE IT ME, give it to me for the purposeness of having!
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.