SOME GUY, KEATS PROBABLY: my god, sir knight
what has happened to you?
you look like some sort of lake without sedges
a sedgeless lake
if such a thing can even be imagined
no sedges on you
a sedgeless man
A KNIGHT, RUINED FROM SEX: i met a sex monster
it was awful
i got a fever from doing it
KEATS: I don’t think that’s a
A KNIGHT, RUINED FROM SEX: i met her in a seething sex-lawn
KEATS: the forest
A KNIGHT, RUINED FROM SEX: whatever
she sucked the roses right out of my face skin
and now my brow’s got lilies on it
sex is terrible but you have to have it all the time
KEATS: that’s not
you don’t have to have sex
at all
who told you that
SEX KNIGHT: she did me titviolence
KEATS: what is that
SEX KNIGHT: it’s of when you don’t want to have sex because on how it would ruin your life but you have to because sex isnt optional
KEATS: i
that’s not true
SEX KNIGHT: no it is true
even if you hate sex if you want to have it even a little you have to do it, so
KEATS: it sounds like maybe you wanted to sleep with her
even though you didn’t like her
it sounds like maybe that’s what happened
SEX KNIGHT: impossible
she magicked my leg-between parts
with her bitch wizardry
she sucked out my fever dew with her breast-mouths
and now I must die
KEATS: of what?
SEX KNIGHT: of
of
of her
cunt-bitchery
KEATS: I just don’t think I understand what it is you are dying of
SEX KNIGHT: UGH
OK
SO
I saw her in the fuck-garden where the leaf-dicks grow
KEATS: the forest
SEX KNIGHT: WHEREVER
and she had long hair so i gave her some bracelets i made
KEATS: sure
SEX KNIGHT: and then I started following her around because she looked at me like she loved me
KEATS: what does that look like
SEX KNIGHT: just that look
of like
“i can’t talk but i hope you follow me to my house and plow me up from my inside folded parts”
that some women give you
KEATS: did she say anything
SEX KNIGHT: no she just kept riding her horse and moaning a bunch
KEATS: so you gave some bracelets to a silent woman who looked at you and started wailing
SEX KNIGHT: well sometimes she sang
KEATS: what did she sing
SEX KNIGHT: oh definitely not any human words
who knows, honestly
she fed me some roots, idk what she gave me but i ate it for sure
then she said something that i have no idea what it was but it FELT like she was probably saying ‘I love you so much, come to my house and definitely kiss my eyeballs four times at least’
KEATS: so what happened then
SEX KNIGHT: i fell asleep
KEATS: then what happened
SEX KNIGHT: well I dreamed of what would happen if some pale guys were sad
they looked awful
KEATS: then what happened
SEX KNIGHT: I woke up
KEATS: and?
SEX KNIGHT: it was sort of cold out
KEATS: ok
SEX KNIGHT: and I was on the side of a hill
KEATS: right
SEX KNIGHT: the hill….was cold
so now it’s only a matter of time
KEATS: time for what
SEX KNIGHT: until I die
KEATS: okay but die of what though?
SEX KNIGHT: of
not getting it wet-edness
you can die of kissing just eyes and not getting to have sex with them you know
KEATS: you absolutely can’t do that
SEX KNIGHT: well tell that to how much I’m dying
