Toast Points For The Week Of February 6th

rs_634x941-150203121933-634-magic-mike-xxl-posterListening to Angel Haze’s “Candlxs” a lot today. NO REASON. Just feelings.

If Kristen Stewart were your girlfriend. If Channing Tatum were your boyfriend. You’d be set, man.

Beauty Work: Lessons In Ballet

“When I say small I mean really small; the only real social activities we have in the community are church-based and I’m not religious at all. I have no friends and I’m desperate to make some kind of social connection outside of my family. There are no bars, no coffee shops, no places where I could potentially meet people.” oh my god I want to fly a bunch of Toasties out to hang out with you!

“As long as they’re reading. As long as they’re reading.” The Gradual Devolution Of My Goals As An English Teacher

A man brought me a plate of wild mushrooms, and I sobbed for an hour and a half. This grand show is eternal. It is always sunrise somewhere; the dew is never all dried at once; a shower is forever falling; vapor ever rising. Eternal sunrise, eternal sunset, eternal dawn and gloaming, on seas and continents and islands, each in its turn, as the round earth rolls. Three stars.

LITERARY LADIES CAGE FIGHT

I love that weirdo John Muir and I feel like his weird, enthusiastic/ascetic energy would be well utilized in a position of restaurant critic.

OKAY I have to go do IMPORTANT HOUSE HUNTING STUFF, I hope you have a good weekend my dudes!

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