Valentines for the Indifferent

Happy Valentine’s Day, friends and mild lovers. It’s time to show those special someone(s) that you care (assuming you do). These delightfully dismissive Valentines are perfect for letting the people in your life know that, hey, you have plenty of other things to think about, too.

youll do i suppose

a little busy right now

dont wait up for me

just playing the field valentine

buzz off

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20 Comments

  1. redheadedwolf +48

    Great art and sentiments! i think my favorite is “let’s not get carried away.” Perfect indifferent expression.

  2. patakhi +12

    My favorite is the last one. I like telling my non-platonic feelings (and people who try to set me up) to buzz off.

  3. donkeywork +11

    The badmintoners are so delightfully *busy*. Hard to pick a favorite, but if we’re using the laugh-meter that one won handily.

  4. Heather S.

    The badmintoners are so delightfully *busy*. Hard to pick a favorite, but if we're using the laugh-meter that one won handily.

    1. dickplodocus +6

      Hooray! I moved to California a few weeks ago and I have no clue what I’m doing here!!!! I hope you haven’t resorted to burning books for heat yet. The Flatiron gets awfully drafty in February!

  5. sthorpe33 +8

    I have it on insider knowledge that Madeline will be celebrating Valentine’s Day in a suburban Fuddruckers (because nothing is more romantic than burgers made with ‘exotic’ meats and footlong hotdogs).

  6. Sam Thorpe

    I have it on insider knowledge that Madeline will be celebrating Valentine's Day in a suburban Fuddruckers (because nothing is more romantic than burgers made with 'exotic' meats and footlong hotdogs).

  7. jennycieplak +4

    I don’t know why but the “don’t wait up for me” makes me cackle with glee every time I see it…

  8. Knopesaurus +15

    I would 100% buy a print of the “just playing the field” one, despite my relationship status. She has tea! It’s great!

  9. deyne +7

    I love how the first one could also be interpreted as a valentine for a bisexual (like me) 🙂 Secret bi art!

    The badminton one is hilarious

  10. strophoria

    I love how the first one could also be interpreted as a valentine for a bisexual (like me) 🙂 Secret bi art!

    The badminton one is hilarious