A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: “If They Were Being Kind, They’d Put A Bullet Through Your Head”

This goes to A LOT of different places, but I would like to direct your attention in particular to Stephen’s green carnation, which I think presages his role in Wilde by a good ten years.

“Share the same planet? What are you talking about? The planet I inhabit is full of fast cars, restaurants, holidays in Barbados, and fine wines! Your planet is full of bottles of meths, howling harmonicas, and grimy doss houses. It’s not the same planet at all; how dare you suggest otherwise?”

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  1. TwoScoops +8

    OK, so like I have no problem with JK Rowling getting cutesy with the names of her spells, and I understand that he’s not the first character for whom this was the case (whaddup, Remus Lupin), but can we talk about how stupid it is to name a character ‘Xenophilius Lovegood’? I took a semester of Latin in high school, but that’s not why I know that the dude’s name is “Other-Lover Lovegood”. It’s a word that has appeared nowhere else before, and it’s just such an incredibly on-the-nose description of the character. It immediately took me out of the story and made me dislike the character, which I guess was for the better.

    1. Girl Detective +10

      it’s just in contrast to the normal English word ‘xenophobia’ – he loves the idea of strange and foreign things

  2. Gzortenplatz +2

    ♫ It’s Fry and Laurie Friday! It’s Fry and Laurie Friday! ♫

    ♪ La la la la LAHHH! La la la la LAHHH! ♪

    A little Happy Dance goes with this too.

  3. keristars +6

    “Have you seen ‘On the Streets with Bibby’?”
    “‘On the Streets’… the hidden camera show? Are YOU Bibby?”
    “well, no. But I might be!”
    (paraphrased, ofc)
    I love the way Stephen grows increasingly high pitched as he rants through this, but that ending is just so perfect. I love it so much.

    1. writingortyping +1

      Indeed – he almost starts to turn into a Monty Python pepperpot there at the end.