“Santa, please! We don’t know if we want to have children!”
1. SCOTT’S YUPPIE UNIFORM
2. “But if you don’t have children, who will play with other people’s children? No one’s children? Sounds like a pretty sad party to me.”
3. The ending is what makes this sketch. Takes it from fine to KITH-worthy.
Tags: kids in the hall, kith monday
Oh, screw you and the deer you rode in on, Santa.
“And we’re learning to love you too” is something I need to say, because I haven’t alienated enough people in my life yet.
That as fine, then awkward, then uncomfortable, then horrifically laughing-at-the-office with horrific glee delightful. My cultural heritage! Lost until a random American told me about it, as is right and traditional.
“Santa, you’re ruining Christmas!”
Where do the monsters go at Christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4ct4j5IIw4
Sharing time: Best Encounter w a RKitH at a Dog Park. Roughly 17 years ago my dog Sojo was off-leash (designated area, back off!) and trying to catch the attention of a sweet light brown poodle of some sort. Being the socially awkward type, Sojo ever so gallantly expressed his interest by releasing a stream of pee upon the object of his curiosity. As I turned to the other owner to shriek my shame and beg forgiveness (I’m so sorry! I’ll take you to a dog salon, right now! He wasn’t brought up this way! You know the usual litany), behold, Bruce McC. “What’s his name?”, he asks me. “Sojo, and your guy?” Bruce McC: “”Pisshead.”