“The reason we’re not going to do this sketch is that it contains a great deal of sex and violence.”
“A great deal.”
“Lots of sex and violence.”
“That’s right. During the sketch, Stephen hits me several times with a golf club.”
“Which, of course, wouldn’t matter, except that I hit Hugh very sexily.”
And now, please welcome “Bitchmother, Come Light My Bottom,” by Sir William Rees-Mogg.
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Oh Hugh, I wish I could see it too!
“He does it SO sexily, I wish you could see it.”
This has always been possibly my favorite bit of Fry and Laurie. The deadpan delivery, the Fun with Language, the fact that Hugh is inexplicably on a hanging television monitor.
Plus also that that shirt of his makes his eyes positively glow with merriment.
STANDARDS!