Don’t ask me why an upscale eyeglasses company is throwing my book a party, because it’s as delightful a mystery to me as it is to you. But I’m not complaining. When brands tell me they want to throw in-store parties on my behalf, I don’t get critical, I just ask for final menu approval and buy a very fancy skirt. (The menu includes TINY SANDWICHES and the skirt is unreal, you guys.)
If you’re in the Bay Area and you’re thinking of stopping by tonight, please do! I’ll be around all evening and I’m happy to sign books and chat and see how much of Noel Coward’s “I Went To A Marvelous Party” we can recite from memory before missing a word. We’ll have a marvelous time.
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Will you really be around all night? Or will you be too sleepy at 6:45 and need to go home?
THAT WAS ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO WHEN WILL YOU LET ME FREE
I expect they will let you free sometime around 7:00 or 7:30, if you can make it.
OMG. OMG. I’m in SF – I’m usually not. The stars aligned.
I will be the one in the back hiding behind all the others in the back, too shy to say anything to anybody, but gawking all over the place.
I will be there! But I stupidly left my book at home. It’s already signed, but now that I think about it, it would have been nice to get it signed again.
Congratulations on the party, the tiny sandwiches, and the skirt! I hope there will be lots of photos of the latter two, at the very least.
I WAS GOING TO WASH ALL MY JEANS TONIGHT BUT NOW I’M GOING TO THIS INSTEAD
please do not smell my jeans
Goshdarnit, I have plans tonight. And I really need my Kindle re-signed because it turns out signatures will fade REALLY fast off a Kindle and maybe that’s why signing a Kindle is not actually A Thing but it’s where I’m trapped now.
If I did not need to be at work early tomorrow morning, in LOS ANGELES, I would be there in a heartbeat. Curse this geographically abundant state of ours!
Ugh what how did I JUST see this?
Ugh ugh it is jusssst far away enough from my apartment that it is not really worth it because I would have to get ready and then it would be like 7:45 when I got there.
AUGH I am ill with the world’s most embarrassingly drippy cold 🙁
The menu was excellent! And Mallory’s skirt was very very fancy.
Hello! I’m too far away to make it, that’s sad. I apologize and hope I will be able to attend next time.
I am so very sad to have just learned that this happened.