
“I’m from a casino.”
“Good enough.”
It’s Friday! Surely nothing important will happen today.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.

“I’m from a casino.”
“Good enough.”
It’s Friday! Surely nothing important will happen today.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
I’m sure it’s been said before, but I love love LOVE that Mallory’s Twitter bio is ‘Vera said that?’
YES YES YES!!!
I also love that Vera was not only his manager, but his wife. So he is also shrugging off his wife telling him to shut up. It’s marriage perfectly encapsulated. God I love the Simpsons.
It was the first thing I knew of her, and I liked what I seen.
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away…hey!
You know, for a long time I just ASSUMED your twitter bio was some literary deep pull and it is so intensely satisfying its a off handed half joke from the Simpsons.
Vera said that? is the part that has always stuck with me. Classic.
Begin the thawing of Jim Nabors