To say that God has left this place
Is to imply that he was once here
At this team-building
Improv workshop
What is the best Chrome plugin
For
Dismantling the
Patriarchy?
I went to a networking function
How successful I was!
How easy it is to speak to
And sneak shrimp into
The pocket of a businessman
Being somewhat of an expert on
Fascists
When you call every supervisor one, Megan,
It gets, how you say,
Diluted
An inclination to throw paint at a
Municipal building
But
The shade is such a nice salmon
So
Nothing
Megan
Please do not mistake me, for we support your
Post
Third
Wave
Feminist
Agenda
But “Halt and Catch Fire” has had an improved second season
We must discuss first
The PowerPoint is On
The Audio is Peaked
An Embedded Video Plays
The Cursor remains in the
Middle of the Slide
Your Spirit shucks its Ragged Meat Casing
No Twitter at work, you say?
It would be a shame if someone used
An
Incognito
Window.
RAGE
RAGE
RAGE
AU BON PAIN
RAGE
How can you report me to
Human Resources
When we are all Human Resources
For the SYSTEM
Now, if you’ll allow me to
FINISH
Upper-deckering this
TOILET
A standing desk
Lofted
Perfect for beating a hasty retreat
Upon the eve of uprising
Also it’s, like, two inches higher than Megan’s standing desk
She’s so mad
So
So
Mad
Sexual harassment training
I gaze at your lips
Your prescient lips
Ever moving
And I pretend
That you are mouthing the words to
“You Can Call Me Al”
By Paul Simon
Remember?
Paul Simon
Simon
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Paul Simon!
Welcome to the Alan Moore book club.
The man bun is not
Required
But it is
Encouraged.
I received a 2.5% increase in my compensation!
A proper reward
For 365 days
Without
Desk Screaming
