Beauty Hey Ladies: We Wrote a Book!
The dreadful regiment of Hey Ladies! have hit the big time.
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Beauty Hey Ladies: Take it to Slack
In which the Ladies Slack off into the sunset.
Beauty Redheads: A Personal History
Noted ginger Laura Ortberg Turner on growing up a redhead.
Beauty The Brush Off: The Early 2000s
The Toast's makeup history columnist, Alex Nursall, looks back at the shiny, proto-futuristic, glittery years of the early 2000s.
Beauty The Toast Looks Back: The Best of If X Were Your Y
How we have loved them all.
Beauty If Barack Obama Were Your Dad
If Barack Obama were your dad, he'd make you go camping with him every summer. "Come on, girls! This tent isn't going to put itself up!"
Beauty A Meat Processing Professional reviews Resident Evil: Extinction
The final review in a series by a meat processing professional.
Beauty If Lea Salonga Were Your Best Friend
It would be a whole new world.
Beauty If Oscar Isaac Were Your Boyfriend
You’d get your thick, dark eyebrows done at the same time, and he'd always tell you that yours look better.
Beauty If Jason Bateman Were Your Boyfriend
Everything would be different.
Beauty The Brush Off: A Look at Gyaru, Ganguro, and Manba
Alex Nursall's makeup history column turns to Japan, and the now-mostly-defunct ganguro trend.
Beauty Happy Madeline Kahn Monday: High Anxiety
I'm sorry, please forgive me. I'm just so close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream.
Beauty Happy Fran Drescher Friday: The Beautician and the Beast
UNDERRATED.
Beauty A Meat Processing Professional Reviews Resident Evil: Apocalypse
The latest in a series of film reviews by a meat processing professional, who is now working through the Resident Evil movies.
Beauty If LeVar Burton and Yo-Yo Ma Were Your Dads
Like you've never thought about it.
