“Who thinks it’s got any relevance at all?…No one. Okay. Right. So. So we think it’s irrelevant, do we?…Ah. Interesting! So we don’t think it’s relevant…but we don’t think it’s irrelevant, either? It’s in the middle, sort of a gray area. Interesting…Right, so no one agrees with me, but did anyone find that helpful at all?”

This pains me physically to watch, not least because I have seen more than one teacher fall apart like this. Sprout some dignity, you worm.