1. The Un-enthusiast 

You are not depressed, you don’t think. You still delight in the little pleasures, like free samples, casual Fridays, and sometimes dinner. You order with resignation from a lazy memory. “I’ll have the, um, General Go’s Chicken. The thing with the broccoli,” you sigh into the phone. If asked, “Do you mean the General Tso’s Chicken?” you respond, “Whatever.” You have just finished a long day of copying text from

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