Band Names That Would Also Be Good Names for Your Dildo -The Toast

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acdchighwaytohellDisappointing Partner?

  1. Better Than Ezra
  2. Boyz II Men
  3. The Prodigy

Size Queen?

  1. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
  2. Master P
  3. Nine Inch Nails
  4. Notorious B.I.G.

Sexually Adventurous?

  1. AC/DC
  2. Butthole Surfers
  3. Sir Mix-a-Lot

Is Your Dildo Your Patronus?

  1. Def Leppard
  2. Imagine Dragons
  3. Whitesnake

Do You Dream of Electric Sheep?

  1. Jefferson Airplane
  2. Machine Head
  3. REO Speedwagon

url-1I’m Not Here to Be Creative, I’m Just Here to Get Off?

  1. Deep Purple
  2. Pink Floyd
  3. Queen
  4. Cream

Our Bodies, Ourselves?

  1. Dido
  2. Girl Talk
  3. Indigo Girls
  4. Lovin’ Spoonful

Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am?

  1. Bachman-Turner Overdrive
  2. OK Go
  3. The Postal Service

His & Hers?

  1. Hole
  2. Nirvana

BobSegerLiveBulletNo Boys Allowed?

  1. The Pointer Sisters
  2. Thin Lizzie
  3. Velvet Underground

Everyone’s Invited?

  1. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  2. George Strait and the Ace in the Hole Band
  3. Neko Case and Her Boyfriends

Becca and Allison, the team behind the podcast This Week in Ladies, are a couple of punk ass book jockeys who live in Austin, Texas. They spend their time eating queso, haunting their local comic book shop, and getting way too invested in pub trivia.

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