In case you wanted an update on our Friday story about feminist Mormons.
Fried over the fires of Mount Doom, the One Donut to rule them all: http://t.co/TVUEj3uSgI by MirachRavaia pic.twitter.com/dDOvceBWG6
— thinkgeek (@thinkgeek) April 8, 2014
The Liberal Party has defeated the PQ in the Quebec elections. The PQ really went to the mats this time around with the effectively anti-Muslim values charter, so.
Text in haste, repent and look like a real dick.
This is a gorgeous satire, do not burn anyone with fire:
MALLORY ORTBERG, being applauded on behalf of The Toast by Entrepreneur Magazine, now with fabulous hats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOTzijFkPs&feature=youtu.be&t=28s
This article on the iniquities of Paul de Man is pretty amazing:
He was not at all the sort of person who would poison your dog out of meanness, though if he thought he could turn a profit he might steal your dog and sell it.
Psst, wanna buy a lair?
Canada is objectively PRETTY GREAT:
25. Alberta, Canada, is the only region in the entire world free of Norwegian rats.
Nicole is an Editor of The Toast.