for-real question: there are bathrooms that only have urinals? urinals do not cover the full range of human bathroom needs!
also: victory!
leaping_rabbit+41
I know, right? The first image that popped into my head after reading this comic was of a dude pooping in a urinal.
…
GreenGrasses+67
*The first image that pooped into my head
Goatse Fanfiction+12
Some dudes do not need the urinal-only bathroom to find this occasion.
SamLL+18
I have never, in my 31 years of being a man, encountered a men’s bathroom that only had urinals.
Maybe I happen to only patronize establishments with particularly luxurious bathrooms though?
Tucker+12
As the author of this comic, I can say that I have actually been to bathrooms (mostly at divey bars) that do not have a stall to be seen. Another fan favorite is the toilet that has no door, just right in the middle of the bathroom with like maybe a low wall by it.
YESsteveYES+5
You are referring to The Tam, are you not? Where you can make eye contact with poopin’ dudes while playing Big Buck Hunter? It’s a very romantic ambiance.
Tucker+3
oh that’s happened to me a number of times at the tam. also crossroads, and some bars down southie way.
vancouverizer+1
In 44 years of bathroom usage I’ve never been in one that has only urinals. I read this comic to mean that this person really had to go but the toilets were occupied.
hearyoume+40
Do you mean to tell me that men’s rooms do not always have stalls/toilets? WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO POOP?
catoclock+49
For YEARS I wondered what happened at urinals when you got the inevitable surprise poops, and then one day I was informed that surprise poops are not a thing for men. THE WORLD IS A GRAND AND MYSTERIOUS PLACE.
EPWordsnatcher+38
WAIT WHAT
hearyoume+26
WHAT.
sednarea51+27
I’m sorry but I’m going to have to call bullshit on whoever said that. (Pun intended, but seriously bullshit.) Also: my male buddy with Crohn’s would be /extremely/ pissed off to find a bathroom with only urinals in it.
catoclock+16
Don’t apologize, I have no stake in this! It seemed suspect but what do I know, I’ve been peeing sitting down my whole life.
Also what happens though please enlighten us
Jizzcliner+9
As a male, every time I poop I pee, but I don’t poop every time I pee. I think this might be a learned thing, since peeing standing up is almost like a second potty training. I will also say that, except for a handful of sharts, I have never been surprised by a poop.
I’ve also never seen a male washroom that doesn’t have a stall, but learning to pee standing up is definitely a thing to be proud of.
icebergmama+10
Learning to pee standing up is *definitely* a second potty training – we didn’t trust Dude to hold it & aim accurately when he first started using the potty, so all his pees were sit-down at first. Then I guess he found out about stand-up peeing at daycare & insisted on doing that. So now he pees standing up!
icebergmama+16
On topic of this post though, I can’t IMAGINE having to learn that at my age. I mean do you have a close friend teach you, or…?
Or how bizarre it would be to feel the pee traveling through it as you hold it. WTF.
bearyneat+6
Mmm I am three years older than my brother, and a couple of times responded when he was yelling for help from the bathroom, standing with his pants at his ankles and with lil poops in it dropped from above. I of course was horrified. Lesson: sometimes there’s a learning curve.
CleverManka+4
WHAT
thebitterfig+4
What happens? Shake quick, zip it up, and hustle.
KelseyHigham+14
As a cisdude, it’s mostly a standing/sitting thing. I get surprise poops when I pee sitting down, but usually not standing up.
When I do, I hold it in, zip up, transfer, and hope that nobody saw.
leaping_rabbit+6
Maybe in this comic, the stalls are just already in use?
Jizzcliner+8
I hope so. Otherwise I definitely feel for the men attending that bar who need to drop a deuce.
msjinxie+5
Could be! I’d just assumed that he wanted to try using the urinal to see if he could do it, you know? Getting to pee while standing up is (generally) one of those things that men can do but women can’t, at least not easily*, so I can imagine that doing it successfully must feel pretty great.
*Though there are always exceptions, of course!
Lily Rowan+5
The comic clearly says no stalls! ONLY urinals!
leaping_rabbit+3
But maybe he meant no OPEN stalls.
Lalalo+4
Who’s heard of (or used?) the She Wee? I’m equally intrigued and repulsed by it. Mostly repulsed by packing it up post-use.
for-real question: there are bathrooms that only have urinals? urinals do not cover the full range of human bathroom needs!
also: victory!
I know, right? The first image that popped into my head after reading this comic was of a dude pooping in a urinal.
…
*The first image that pooped into my head
Some dudes do not need the urinal-only bathroom to find this occasion.
I have never, in my 31 years of being a man, encountered a men’s bathroom that only had urinals.
Maybe I happen to only patronize establishments with particularly luxurious bathrooms though?
As the author of this comic, I can say that I have actually been to bathrooms (mostly at divey bars) that do not have a stall to be seen. Another fan favorite is the toilet that has no door, just right in the middle of the bathroom with like maybe a low wall by it.
You are referring to The Tam, are you not? Where you can make eye contact with poopin’ dudes while playing Big Buck Hunter? It’s a very romantic ambiance.
oh that’s happened to me a number of times at the tam. also crossroads, and some bars down southie way.
In 44 years of bathroom usage I’ve never been in one that has only urinals. I read this comic to mean that this person really had to go but the toilets were occupied.
Do you mean to tell me that men’s rooms do not always have stalls/toilets? WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO POOP?
For YEARS I wondered what happened at urinals when you got the inevitable surprise poops, and then one day I was informed that surprise poops are not a thing for men. THE WORLD IS A GRAND AND MYSTERIOUS PLACE.
WAIT WHAT
WHAT.
I’m sorry but I’m going to have to call bullshit on whoever said that. (Pun intended, but seriously bullshit.) Also: my male buddy with Crohn’s would be /extremely/ pissed off to find a bathroom with only urinals in it.
Don’t apologize, I have no stake in this! It seemed suspect but what do I know, I’ve been peeing sitting down my whole life.
Also what happens though please enlighten us
As a male, every time I poop I pee, but I don’t poop every time I pee. I think this might be a learned thing, since peeing standing up is almost like a second potty training. I will also say that, except for a handful of sharts, I have never been surprised by a poop.
I’ve also never seen a male washroom that doesn’t have a stall, but learning to pee standing up is definitely a thing to be proud of.
Learning to pee standing up is *definitely* a second potty training – we didn’t trust Dude to hold it & aim accurately when he first started using the potty, so all his pees were sit-down at first. Then I guess he found out about stand-up peeing at daycare & insisted on doing that. So now he pees standing up!
On topic of this post though, I can’t IMAGINE having to learn that at my age. I mean do you have a close friend teach you, or…?
Or how bizarre it would be to feel the pee traveling through it as you hold it. WTF.
Mmm I am three years older than my brother, and a couple of times responded when he was yelling for help from the bathroom, standing with his pants at his ankles and with lil poops in it dropped from above. I of course was horrified. Lesson: sometimes there’s a learning curve.
WHAT
What happens? Shake quick, zip it up, and hustle.
As a cisdude, it’s mostly a standing/sitting thing. I get surprise poops when I pee sitting down, but usually not standing up.
When I do, I hold it in, zip up, transfer, and hope that nobody saw.
Maybe in this comic, the stalls are just already in use?
I hope so. Otherwise I definitely feel for the men attending that bar who need to drop a deuce.
Could be! I’d just assumed that he wanted to try using the urinal to see if he could do it, you know? Getting to pee while standing up is (generally) one of those things that men can do but women can’t, at least not easily*, so I can imagine that doing it successfully must feel pretty great.
*Though there are always exceptions, of course!
The comic clearly says no stalls! ONLY urinals!
But maybe he meant no OPEN stalls.
Who’s heard of (or used?) the She Wee? I’m equally intrigued and repulsed by it. Mostly repulsed by packing it up post-use.