Jaya and I went through this week’s comments and pulled out some of our favorites. Just like everything else in life, this is highly subjective.
Unless you got picked, then life is a meritocracy and you can leave work early.
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Some Extremely Hot Takes from deitybox
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“I just can’t take Mars seriously in the workplace.” – GreenGrasses
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Some really sexy corn varieties from aqwaplop
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST WANTED TO DRAW SOME MORE HUNKY VEGETABLES, YES I KNOW TOMATO IS TECHNICALLY A FRUIT, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT BLUEBERRIES ON AN ITALIAN COMBO, HOT SHOT
Matt!!!! Please make this a recurring feature!
Seconded!
Thirded!! I love these.
I do not judge you for drawing sexy vegetables… sexgetables.
I am willing to have conflicted feelings about asparagus.
Well maybe I’ll just leave work early ANYWAY.
You’re such a rebel.
(the James Dean sort of rebel, not the confederate sort of rebel. Or, I suppose the star wars sort of rebel is a possibility as well.)
I have been waiting for this all week, breath bated and all!
Thanks thanks thanks thanks
This is as famous as I’m ever going to get. Thank you!!
omg i am going to be calling people “HOT SHOT” in a combative tone all week now
VEGETABLE IS A CULINARY TERM AND INCLUDES MANY FRUITS SEE: PEPPERS, GOURDS, EGGPLANTS AND OLIVE.
Sorry this may be my biggest pet peeve.
I take deep joy in explaining the difference between botanical and culinary terms to anyone who spouts incorrect nonsense about “correct” tomato categorization. Depending on how much of an asshole they’ve been, and how much of a troll I want to be in return, I will either explain it in a tone THICK and DRIPPING with condescension, or an air of excitement and enthusiasm usually seen in very small dogs.
Also bananas are a berry that grows on a herb and ALSO ACTUALLY no one gives a shit, eat the food.
WHATWHATWHAT
um actually a tomato is a mineral
I can’t see the word mineral now without mentally adding “Jesus Christ, Marie!” in the voice of Dean Norris.
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – some guy who is probably pretty proud of himself.
But what if you put both fruits AND vegetables in a salad?! BEHOLD!
I couldn’t find a pomegranate, so I replaced the seeds with cherries and it was delicious.
That looks delicious. Mark Bittman did a “101 Salads for the Summer” several years ago that has quite a few fruit/vegetable salad combos. I’m not going to turn up my nose at some tomatoes in a bowl of fruit, is all. I’m going to try it and see if it’s tasty!
um actually a tomato is a mineral
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my stupid Hot Takes comment was made into Matt Lubchansky art AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well that’s it, you guys. I can die happy. It’s all gravy from here on out.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my stupid Hot Takes comment was made into Matt Lubchansky art AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well that's it, you guys. I can die happy. It's all gravy from here on out.
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