Caitlin Keefe Moran’s previous work for The Toast can be found here.

 

Virgin Mary and Joseph

#BabyBumpBride

#NoGroomAtTheInn

 

Hester Prynne and Arthur Dimmesdale

#HePoppedTheQSheGotAnA

 

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen

#CulledByTheCullens

#ItsNotStockholmSyndromeISwear

 

Macbeth and Lady Macbeth

#SomethingWeddedThisWayComes

#ThouCreamFacedGroom

 

Henry VIII and assorted

#HeadedForHenry

 

Ethan Frome and Mattie Silver

#AllWeddingNoSledding

 

Captain von Trapp and Maria

#Eidelwife

 

Belle and the Beast

#ItsNotStockholmSyndromeISwear

 

Adam and Eve

#AppleyEverAfter

#FromRibToRing

 

Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater

#RAndJTakeThePlunge

 

King Arthur and Queen Guinevere

#AGoodKnightForAWedding

#TyingTheKnotInCamelot

 

Princess Leia and Han Solo

#SoloNoMorelo

#IKnow

 

Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette

#WeddedAndBeheaded

#LetThemEatCake

 

Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy

#HereComesThePride

#NoLongerABennetThankGod

 

Bonnie and Clyde

#FromKillingSpreeToMatrimony

 

John Rolfe and Pocahontas

#HeAskForHerHandAndTookAllHerLand

#SomethingOldSomethingNewSomethingBorrowedSomethingInfectedWithSmallpox

 

Clytemnestra and Agamemnon

#FromGroomToTomb

#FromBrideToMariticide

 

Christine Daaé and the Phantom of the Opera

#ItsNotStockholmSyndromeISwear

 

Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochester

#RochesterPartyOfThree

 

Mulder and Scully

#NoOneDownHereButTheFBIsMostWedded

 

The Little Mermaid and Prince Eric

#AllMyBridesmaidsAreMermaids

 

Romeo and Juliet

#TwoHouseholdsAlikeInDignityBecomeOne

 

Lucy Stone and Henry Browne Blackwell

#MsStaysMs

 

Othello and Desdemona

#SmotheredByLove

 

Clovis I and Clotilde

#CloTimesTwoSayIDo

 

Alexander Hamilton and Eliza Schuyler

#HeWillNeverBeSatisbride