
- Just a bowl of jam with some bread crusts tossed in
- Sponge cake (sponge flavored) with four raisins on it
- Honestly I think just a grapefruit-flavored soup with pistachios and rose petals on top for some reason?
- Cake with two colors but no flavors
- A slice of white bread with a drizzle of simple syrup
- Treacle and desperation tart
- “Clearly defined layers”
- Tray-sized jelly roll with one raspberry as garnish
- War Rationing Plum Biscuit
- Custard poured over any stale starch, rice or old potatoes or whatever
- Buttercream On Fucking Everything
- Sponge with raspberry
- Sponge with custard
- Sponge with custard and raspberry
- Soda Bread For Some Reason
- Jam sandwich with fondant
- Bread crumbs and room-temperature clotted cream in an edible gold frame
- It’s Shaped Like A Beehive
- Nabisco wafers, unsweeted meringue, and a pound of sliced kiwi named after a ballerina
- Roll with jam in
- Roll with jam out
- Yes Mistress
- Sprinkles on a dough-knob
- A bowl of Madeira with a date in it
- Currant-biscuit mash with sponge and treacle
- Frosting on some crackers, maybe in a bowl
- Black Forest Lump
- Apricot with a walnut in
- Aniseed Tiffin
- Yet Even More Raspberry Sponge
- Marzipan whatsits
- I Rolled Up A Cake, Paul
- Cardamom Battenberg Handfuls
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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