Hey there! I saw the door cracked open and I thought I'd drop in and say hi. "Hi," ha ha. Okay technically the door has a crack, between it and the floor. But you know me. I'm just so social! Gosh, what a nice place. So many windows, and air vents, and spaces where your feet can feel a draft for no reason. I'm surprised you've always tried to keep me out of here.

Previously: Grizz and Dot Com are not minor characters.  Details for Friday's Wake: All old drafts, writing teacher dictums, and other past memories are invited to pay their respects/criticisms. Dress is Donaghy Formal. Food and drink will be served, chosen to reflect favorites from the deceased's lifespan: -Tea -Diet Coke -One too many cups of coffee -Cafe muffins -Two too many cups of coffee -A whole box of Cheez-Its all at once…