ByDaniel Beauregard

Daniel Beauregard lives in Atlanta, where he works for a small local newspaper. His poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Stoked, ILK, Jellyfish, NAP, Brown God, Phenome, Everday Genius and elsewhere. His chapbook "Before You Were Born" will be released in January by 421 Atlanta Press. Follow him @666ICECREAM.

  1. In sixth grade at St. Jude’s Catholic School I painted a picture of Bart Simpson in art class. My teacher, Mrs. Deery, loved it and hung it up on the wall in front of the classroom. I was proud of myself. The next day, my principal came and took it down, later scolding me for painting something so inappropriate. For as long as I can remember, I’ve been obsessed with The Simpsons. I have a Homer tattoo on the…

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