"Why are they calling her fat? Did they just call her fat? That's ridiculous. Is this supposed to be a joke? She's rail-thin." "She's gaunt. This doesn't make any sense." On Anne Hathaway: "I like her, but there was no reason to give her that Oscar." [My mother: "She was wonderful. She sang that song so expressively."] "She ruined that song." "There's no coffee in any of those coffee cups. Look, you can tell by the way…