I used to read this book when I was a kid, then forgot it, then thought I'd dreamed it, then found it last night. "The King O' The Cats" pretty well sums up my whole deal, but I recommend the Hobyahs too if you want to crawl inside my past.

Previously: Grizz and Dot Com are not minor characters.  Details for Friday's Wake: All old drafts, writing teacher dictums, and other past memories are invited to pay their respects/criticisms. Dress is Donaghy Formal. Food and drink will be served, chosen to reflect favorites from the deceased's lifespan: -Tea -Diet Coke -One too many cups of coffee -Cafe muffins -Two too many cups of coffee -A whole box of Cheez-Its all at once…