I have never read or seen The Fault In Our Stars, but that will not stop me from imagining what I hope to God it's actually like. Without further ado, here are some scenes from a little book-turned-action-trilogy I like to call FAULTY STARS.  [A GIRL enters, coughing blood into a handkerchief] GIRL: no [A BOY enters, coughing blood into a handkerchief. An accordion plays.] BOY: yes they kiss  FOGGY STAGS…