Easily the best part of Christmas vacation is reading the paper at one of your relative's houses (because you can't afford a newspaper subscription; are you kidding me? Those things are like $300 a year!). It's particularly delightful this time of year because all of the journalists get to write at least one ridiculous "wacky holiday tradition" article stuffed to the eyebrows with wonderfully bad puns. This year, the LA Times chose rightly to…