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this is a regal little bug-dog and I must have him

mine2

I shall possess the long white ghost

mine3

the hound-home, I shall own it

mine4

the small fur-clown? banish everything else from my life and give me this

mine5

look at him, look at the beast with longing eyes, and give him mine to have

mine6

THE STOUT GENTLEBEASTS, I SHALL ENCAPTURE THEM WITHIN MINE ARMS

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STOP THIS DOG FROM HIS NOBLE WAITING AT ONCE, THIS IS THE NOBLEST GREATBEAST WHAT DID I EVER HAVE SEEN

mine7

I will also accept this FANCY CHILD to be my FANCY FRIEND but I especially require her pillow-dog-friend

mine8

the dog is sad to have caused the bird to die. I must comfort him at once, and forever, that his sad eyes would lose their sorrow. Come to me and I will kill your sorrows as once you killed the bird.

mine12

the worry-dog with her Latin note! She shall be mine, and I shall be hers, and the only note she shall carry is I love you, dog

mine11

this FRESH MOPPET, I EXCLAIM WITH MY FACE

mine9

give me this muscle hound to stare at, she will reside on freshness and hay in the glories of my home

mine13

whatever this whole situation is, I require him immediately

mine14

you SNARL, you white cow with furred ears and doghands! you SNARL and I will accept your anger as my own!

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this worried eyebrow with pillow feet! GIVE IT ME, give it to me for the purposeness of having!

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