Friends, I spend a lot of time in Wikimedia Commons trawling for public-domain art what I can fling jokes at, and when I come across a photo caption like “When a horse is suffering from worms (colic?).JPG,” I do not think. I act. I cannot keep these old German drawings of the three illnesses that horses can have to myself.
“when a horse has worms”
“when a horse has an intestinal blockage”
“when a horse’s body is pierced by arrows”
Those are the three things that can happen to horses, goodnight.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.