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CAST ASIDE YOUR WIG-HAIRS AND CUFF-CANES, GENTLEMEN, AND ASSEMBLE UP FOR ME THIS PUDDLE OF DOG-RIBBONS POSTE OF HASTEWARDLY

 

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unhand to me the beastlet!!! his face is GRIMMALLING and SCROWNFUL and I must stroke his ornery little mug

 

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delounge yourself and deliver to me this cunning wisplet of a dog suggestion of an immediance

 

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magnificent fleece-chested lap snuffler! engolden yourself to me, bumble-bristles!

 

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YOUR DOUR MANKEN-FACE PLEASES ME, LITTLE SNOUTTHATCH

 

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GIVE ME THE SNARL-WHIPPET

 

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THE WHITE FLESH-BED, I MUST HAVE IT

 

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I AM IN NEEDFULNESS OF THESE SCROMMAGERS AT THE ONCELEST!!

 

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the sleek fish-body snapgrillers? have them of me, snatch them back from the bristlebeaties and fling them to my armlings

 

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DOG PUDDLES

 

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SCRUMP THIS FLOP-SKULL DIRECTLY INTO MY HEART CORNERS

 

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the slump-backed nap-curl fringe-hound, I am needful of him?

 

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THE LONG WHITE DOG-PULL, ENLANGUIDEN AND ENTRUST ITS SLEEKNESS TO ME 

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