I Hear He’s Looking for a PR Person, Ladies -The Toast

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Quiet, a businessman is talking.

No, it’s okay. We’re Jessie-come-latelys to this marketplace too. But our male publisher signs his emails “Grey Worm” and stays in the back room while our giant misandrist spider plies him with increasingly difficult riddles and waits for him to take a misstep.

This seems like a massive, massive failure of self-awareness on Goldberg’s end, and maybe the female editorial staff will create an actual product we will all be green with envy over.

Good luck, and may there be enough zero money for all of us to share.

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