On Monday, Mallory took out Jonathan Franzen. We will say nothing else about Monday in deference to the memory of Jonathan Franzen.

On Tuesday, Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman got busy, and Rainbow Rowell spoke out against censorship.

Wednesday, the fashions of Fight Club were explored, as were the multitudinous sins of the apple.

Thursday brought us an ambitious plyometric workout and a impassioned analysis of slash.

And, lastly, on Friday we loved banned books, mourned Go Ask Alice, and retired to our bunk.