We have the downstairs party room at the Penny Farthing, and we’ll be there from about 8:15pm until, I don’t know, like 9:30? That’s when I’ll wilt, but y’all may party harder than me.

(This is next Wednesday, dudes, as we said earlier! Not tonight! My sitter is sick, I can’t deal with you delightful nerds right now.)

I will not be doing pushups for you, as my dress is too short, but, I don’t know, I could do hammer curls or something?

Who’s coming? JOLIE KERR AND JAYA SAXENA and male matt lubchansky. And you! Oh, and thanks to the ladies of The Coterie for setting this up! If you want to be part of their NYC group, email them!