1. HER HAT HER HAT THAT FUCKING HAT

I cannot really tell you why this video has captured all of my imagination, but I assure you, it has. Let's explore it together.

AS FAST AS CLICKING CAN HAPPEN.

He said he would kill for me, and I said, like, for instance who?

This feels like the spiritual opposite of the "I'm Tired" sequence from Blazing Saddles.

The great Jan Hooks was never better than in "Brenda the Waitress," an SNL skit that is still my favorite movie. It's better than whatever movie you like, and it is the source of the oldest and truest wisdom there is: Pie is never free.

Also, at 0:18 she's holding Grover and framed by a halo just exactly like the Pietà. Go figure!

I'm on my way to see Nicole, so keep yourselves occupied with Peter Falk. Be good!

It's everything you ever wanted: Marty Feldman, Madeline Kahn, and Gene Wilder all vigorously bunny-hopping in an attic together. From The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother (not Mycroft but the jealous Sigerson), which is not at all bad!

I knew there was a reason I always used to mix up Madeline Kahn and Bernadette Peters; the reason was that the universe was going to give me a duet between the two of them.

It turns out Madeline Kahn learned opera because some old Italian man who visited the Bavarian restaurant in upstate New York where she worked as a singing waitress used to shout "SING MADAME BUTTERFLY" at her from the audience, so never forget that life may still have a few surprises in store for you too.

Madeline Kahn interprets lyrics like it is her job to interpret resigned, half-bemused sorrow for the damn United Nations.

I will neither explain myself nor apologize (actually I will probably do both in the comments).

Navi, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (WHAT IF EVERY TIME I TRY TO TALK TO SOMEONE ALL THEY HEAR IS THAT NAGGING "LISTEN" BELL)

Immortan Joe, Mad Max: Fury Road

Denethor, The Return of the King

Principal Snyder, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

We all know that she improvised this, obviously, but what is the secret to this throwaway moment's beloved, memetic status?

The question has always been, for this series, "How long do I wait before I give them the Blazing Saddles/Clue scenes I know everyone's really here for?" And I think you've waited long enough, and been good.