We have the downstairs party room at the Penny Farthing, and we'll be there from about 8:15pm until, I don't know, like 9:30? That's when I'll wilt, but y'all may party harder than me. (This is next Wednesday, dudes, as we said earlier! Not tonight! My sitter is sick, I can't deal with you delightful nerds right now.) I will not be doing pushups for you, as my dress is too short, but, I…