brb, gonna go get my body caftan-ready:
1. Select a caftan of your chosen gauge and length. Stroke its gauzy fabric and whisper into its folds.
2. Let your flesh settle into the crevices of your comfortable, comfortable caftan.
3. Crumbs? Let them fall where they may, swaddled in your caftan.
Everyone, Jane Marie is doling out life lessons!!!
Everyone else is probably over it, but will you talk about True Detective with me?
My friend’s therapist told her not to sleep with her new guy on the second date, but she did, and then she texted her therapist the next morning and said: “Did not follow the plan. Is all lost?” This is not a link, I just love that text.
This is pretty amazing, I think.
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I love Tom Colicchio, and I ESPECIALLY love that he talks about hunger.
No part of this is comforting:
Even then—even if a hypothetical virus reproduced 10 times faster than the speediest ones we know about—it would still take at least a week to spread through the Greater Tokyo area.
The nine archetypal heroines.
Let’s just do this instead of whatever it is we’re doing. You KNOW some of those ladies are faking it because a life of contemplation in dope surroundings is its own reward.
Nicole is an Editor of The Toast.