I am writing this to you FROM A PLANE, IN THE SKY, WHERE I AM NOT CURRENTLY CRYING. This is a moral victory unparalleled in the life of me. Guys, Buzzfeed Live was so amazing. I wish all of you could have been there. It was a freaking MURDERER’S ROW of talent.
What a week this was! Let’s take a moment to look back before it slips from our fingers.
We listed every single comment ever left on a recipe blog:
“I didn’t have any eggs, so I replaced them with a banana-chia-flaxseed pulse. It turned out terrible; this recipe is terrible.”
I, personally, found Rupert Giles’ course list from his Master of Library Science Program. Looks pretty good.
A nice, harmless, normal story about a cat
There has been no little amount of silliness surrounding the capture and sentencing of the Maine Hermit. I have attempted to correct this.
Mary Breen, bless her, has returned:
Sister and I settled into a nice relationship. She always seemed glad to see me, and even then, I remember wondering if she was lonely. When Christmas came, my mother told me a good present would be a box of Yardley Old English Lavender soap, three bars wrapped in beige paper in a long box. The second year it was a box of notepaper. My mother said nuns aren’t allowed to own things because of their vows of poverty, so I never knew if Sister was able to enjoy these things or not. I didn’t dream of asking.
“Bicycle riding, globe-trotting, crime-solving adventuress” SOLD
Criticism received and noted:
Tags: meta, toast points
That screenshot thrilled me to a degree I would be embarrassed to admit to in public
Whee! Me too. Did she rsvp to the invitation?
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Stefani… what the fuck.
Stefani… what the fuck.
Just had to fan myself there. I hope Stefani fell silent. It is so satisfying when that happens.
I think people are sometimes like 'oh! I know, I'll just chat shit at someone! That will be REALLY CONVINCING. LET ME SPLASH MY WHITE WHINE EVERYWHERE' and so when you're all 'lol, no' they're stunned, because they don't know how to respond to the fact you don't need to enter into a dialogue with them to win their approval. You are 100% okay with the fact they disapprove of you. Amongst other things, I am not going to argue for my humanity.
How satisfying was it to tell stefani to fuck right off, just like that? I hope it was ALL the satisfying and afterward you did your equivalent of a post-coital cigarette for at LEAST 15 minutes. *fans self*
Hahahahahah "white whine" yesssss
Oh Stefani. How did you manage to make white supremacy sound like some kind of soup?
In honour of idiot men worshipping the Maine hermit/shitty guy who steals from children, I present to you Toasties, ~300 comments arguing about whether a katana would be a good weapon during the zombie apocalypse. It’s exactly as dumb as it sounds, especially because there are SO MANY posts which involve the phrase “if an when the zombies come…”
Enjoy: http://zombieresearchsociety.com/archives/4191
I just registered to give EPIC HIGH FIVE for your response to Stefani. Thank you, carry on.