Thematically Appropriate Books To Read In October, In Order Of How Easily Scared You Are -The Toast

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A Thousand Lives: The Untold Story of Hope, Deception, and Survival at Jonestown, Julia Scheeres

For the kind of person who — like my mother, WHO IS WRONG — will always prefer non-fiction to fiction. It’s awful, but you’ll be able to sleep just fine after you finish it.

The Thing About Life Is That One Day You’ll Be Dead, David Shields

For the profoundly secular.

Blind Descent: The Quest To Discover The Deepest Place On Earth, James M. Tabor

For people who want to read about caves (this is everyone).

The Little Stranger, Sarah Waters

Classic horror in every sense. A crumbling English house with a crumbling English family. Repression, loss of family fortune, tiny tragedies, things going bump in the night. Is it just me or is Sarah Waters moving from strength to strength lately? Her latest two books are as good as anything of hers I’ve ever read. The ending was a little disappointing — I’m so often disappointed by the ending of horror novels, possibly because what makes something horrific is what you can’t see, so anything in the way of closure takes some of the fun out of things — but it’s well worth reading.

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, Harlan Ellison

It’s free. You can read it right now. I do not advise reading it alone on the family computer in the basement one hot summer night while everyone else is asleep and you are twelve years old, but otherwise go for it.

She: A History Of Adventure, H. Rider Haggard

From the weirdo who brought you King Solomon’s Mines. It is weird, it is deeply racist, it has some of the strangest psychosexual politics I’ve ever read (and that’s saying something), and it has a scene where a beautiful woman melts into a hag and then collapses into dust. Worth having read, especially since it’s free.

The Horror Of The Heights, Arthur Conan Doyle

Also free! See how I’m looking out for you? It’s…the premise is that monsters live in the upper reaches of the atmosphere, and the newly invented monoplane takes man into previously uncharted, and deadly territory. But it’s still reasonably chilling: “God help me; it is a dreadful death to die!” That’s a damn good line. I’ve never written a line that good. Have you?

The Haunting Of Hill House, Shirley Jackson

It’s an insult to you to suggest that you haven’t read it yet, and I won’t insult you. But it’s always worth re-reading.

The Things, Peter Watts

(Also free!) It’s awful and it’s perfect and it will only make sense if you have been watching The Thing on a yearly basis since you were fifteen years old, as I have. I cannot read the line “I am being Blair” without going into chills all over.

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I think you linked The Things before, and I read it and was suitably terrified. The voice is so excellent; you rarely see an author succeed so well at getting outside a human headspace.
I heartily recommend H. Rider Haggard's She as well as Ayesha: the Return of She. Unsettling in a way that sticks with you.
Woman in Black by Susan Hill! One of the only books to actually make me nervous while reading it! I wanted to put it in the freezer like Joey did with The Shining on Friends!

(Yes, they made it into a Movie with Daniel Radcliffe, but it wasn't nearly as scary.)
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If you turn the map in She upside down, it looks like a naked woman's body without a head.

The adventurers go into the dark, damp, musty cave-- this is a vagina-- and emerge out another end, covered in dirt and mud-- this is a butt.

(all thanks goes to my Master's level class on She for these tidbits)
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OH FUCK YES BOOK RECS!

*flails like a muppet*

Thank you!

I've been one for two with Sarah Waters after she took her turn towards the dark (Fingersmith: yes! Affinity: what the fuck that wasn't even a surprise, that was what you assume all along, I just read 500 extraordinarily depressing pages for that? *throws kindle*). Glad to hear the last two are worth a go.
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I'm glad you like The Little Stranger, I only found out recently and by accident that some people don't like it (??). I didn't think so much of the most recent one but the least best of hers is better than the most best of a lot of other people. (one thing I'll say for that recent one is I never read a book that made me so nervous. People will go on about arbitrary division of 'genre' from literature, but it's not arbitrary and here is why: I kept thinking, if this were a romance I would know what would happen: you would know if the lovers were true lovers, and if they were, they would be together. If this were a murder mystery I would know what would happen: they would find out who done the murder. But I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. Will the good end happily and the bad end unhappily because that is what fiction means? I really truly did not know. & The Little Stranger is different, it proceeds and ends much as you would expect a ghost story to do, but still incorporates a lot of not knowing, which I respect infinitely and think of as the greatest thing a book can do for me.)
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YAY stuff to read! I am quite easily scared by movies (went to see Dracula untold on Sunday and although the movies were fine, the trailers scared the pants off me), I'm all good with books.
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Hussified · 547 weeks ago

Can we share recommendations here? The first book to give me honest-to-God nightmares was "To Sleep with the Angels: The Story of a Fire" by David Cowan and John Kuenster. It's about the 1958 Our Lady of the Angels school fire in Chicago. At one point I was sobbing and begging out loud that someone do something. I can't read the whole thing to do this day, it haunts me that badly.
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Oh man. Supernatural and thriller/true crime type books and movies are too scary for me, so when I want that little adrenaline rush of fear I read about people surviving in extreme situations. Blind Descent sounds PERFECT, thank you! Let the claustrophobia begin.
Oh, Mallory, this morning I was driving to work thinking, "But it's October and I am not in a suitably creepy mood! What is wrong? What shall I do to remedy this situation?" And you, as always, are looking out for me. Thank you.

(More creepy stories: Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You My Lad by M.R. James, one of the leading lights of Victorian horror, and also one of the least offensive Victorian horror writers, which I'll admit is not saying much but it is something;

The Willows by Algernon Blackwood, do not read immediately before going on a camping trip, or do, if you like waking up your tentmates in the middle of the night screaming bloody murder;

White Charles by Sarah Monette, and also all of the rest of her Kyle Murchison Booth stories, some of which are collected in The Bone Key, but "White Charles" is still my favorite of all of them;

Eutopia by David Nickle, the only one of these not free online, sorry for the misleading link, but this book is amaaaaaaaaazing and if you like any of the above stories you should read it now.)
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HURRAH, SCARY THINGS.

Since The Things was recommended, I will recommend Who Goes There? (pdf) is the story The Thing is based on -- it's been a while since I read it, but I remember it being Upsetting.

Also, The Screwfly Solution. (Which does feature quite a bit of violent misogyny, so tread carefully.)
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If you're a fan of The Thing fic, I humbly submit my own work, from a few years back. Enjoy.
http://www.outpost31.com/FanThings/FanFiction/tux...
Peter Watts linked on The Toast! Yay! His novel Blindsight makes just *thinking about sentience* keep-you-up-at-night freaky.
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Seriously, "The Thing" is one of THE BEST horror movies, ever (I'm talking the John Carpenter remake, friends). It has everything: atmosphere, paranoia, creepy special effects and...I won't spoil it with details, just treat yourself if you've never seen it.
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This happened on Bob's Burgers sort of, where the secret treasure in the abandoned taffy factory was hidden in a cave that from a birds-eye view looked like a butt. In the credits Cyndi Lauper sang a "Goonies Are Good Enough" parody called "Taffy Butt."

(this is in response to Margot, if it's not showing up right)
I'm a children's librarian so I haven't read anything scarier than The Screaming Staircase by Jonathan Stroud (highly recommended, btw) in ages but I bought Mark Z. Danielwski's House of Leaves awhile ago and I swear I will read it if it kills me!
(hopefully it won't kill me)
She is just...so...that book, man. P.S. I wrote a grad-school paper about it called "She's a Lady,." :D

I am reading Pet Sematary right now and it is SO GOOD and SO SCARY, and I have to give my big ol' former tomcat lots of hugs.
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I've had a terrible history with scary books, ever since being totally freaked out by the creepy bits in A Wizard of Earthsea when I was an overly sensitive eleven year old. That said, I did try to give Dan Simmon's The Terror a try a few years back. It was frightening in an icy, oppressive way, and the subject matter (the lost Franklin expedition!) is fascinating, but I gave it up after I was only 100 pages in and kept falling asleep when reading in bed, only to have the giant-ass thousand page book fall and smack me in the face.
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I'm going to have to be profoundly unoriginal here and say Scary Stories 3. The one with the picture. You know the one. The woman with no eyes. No I will not google because then I'd have to look at her again and another piece of my soul will die.

The woman with no eyes picture which I had to cover up with a post-it on which I drew a smiley face. At age 12.

But the scariest actual story in that book was "Maybe You Will Remember". REMEMBER??
Do you all know Jeanette Winterson wrote a book about the Pendle witch trials called 'The Daylight Gate'? Somehow I'd missed it, so I'm just spreading the word.
Oh man, I read "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" when I was probably 17 and lost my damn mind. I can't imagine reading it at 12.
I JUST READ "The Little Stranger" and it was the best book I've read in forever. I didn't find the ending disappointing, maybe because while the reader gets closure, the main character doesn't really? But it is creepy as hell, and it was my first Sarah Waters book, and I've read two more since then and they were both perfect and amazing.
You know, I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but...I've actually never read The Haunting of Hill House. I know, I know! I've seen the fabulous 1963 movie adaptation, it's right up my alley as far as scary haunted house books go, and yet I still somehow haven't read it. Anyone want to do a book club-type thing on the open threads?
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And speaking of Shirley Jackson: everyone's read "The Lottery," but I really love her short story "The Summer People," which is tragically unavailable online but is so quietly terrifying. There's this New York City couple who decide to stay at their summer place a little longer than they usually do, and all the townsfolk tell them that nobody ever stays after Labor Day, but they do -- and then things start happening.

[ETA: oh, wait, never mind, I was wrong about the availability.]
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Captain obvious here to tell you that all these books are free if you have a library card!
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Oh, oh! I want to read about caves! I WANT TO READ ABOUT CAVES SO BAD. The amazon link is busted, though; looks like it should be this?
MALLORY SO AGREED ON THE THING

I never get tired of that guy's head propelling itself across the floor with its tongue

The Things makes me a little angry because I like the ambiguity of not knowing if MacCready or Childs is The Thing at the end ahhh

Also the answer to "what should you read in October" is always "all of the creepypasta"
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"Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" -- I am still haunted by the illustrations and I haven't even glanced at that book for 20 years or more.
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jean-luc-gohard · 547 weeks ago

That Harlan Ellison story changed me.
I don't know why I'm bookmarking a bunch of these to read, I'm a huge wuss. I tried to read House of Leaves and only got as far as the part where the main character first realizes the dimensions of the house don't line up quite right and goes "huh, that's odd" at which point I was terrified and had to stop reading. I managed The Terror , but that was a horrible idea because I was working in the arctic at the time and my Inuit assistant thought we ran into some 'little people' out there and thank god it wasn't winter or I'd have never left my tent.
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I just finished Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes, and you guys it is TERRIFYING. Highly recommend, though the ensuing nightmares may or may not be worth it to you.
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I wasn't ever too twigged by "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream," but George R. R. Martin's "Sandkings" is so terrifying that I had to take breaks from the book and couldn't sleep afterwards.

(I don't like books about insects/spiders/bugs that try to kill you. I still maintain the scariest scene in any novel is the bit in Princess Bride about the spider.)
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The Haunting of Hill House is my favorite Shirley Jackson work. (Though I don't recommend reading it when you're 14 and home alone at night. That was...not a good decision.) And yes, it does reward re-reading.
I don't know if it's particularly *scary*, but it is thematically appropriate--A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny. I'm reading it right now, for the first time, and having a fabulous time trying to figure out who all the players are. The only catch is it's wildly out of print, so you may have to seek out a library or a Perfectly Legal PDF.
Your post prompted me to read a The Thing wiki site. There I read this:

"There has been a debate among fans whether or not that Blair's computer program's projection on the Thing is actually accurate since it certainly isn't accurate in the sense that a biologist would not be working on computer animations as part of his investigations, especially under the pressing circumstances like we see in the film. This scene is obviously meant to be an aid to the audience to understand the Thing's life-cycle, not a realistic portrayal of a biologist's studies."

I love that someone had to explain that The Thing does not portray accurately the study of biology. That makes me so happy. Thank you for reminding me how great The Thing was, which resulted in my finding a wiki site dedicated to The Thing.
I can't do scary/horror novels or movies at all (my dreams are fucked-up enough as it is) but when I was in elementary school, I loved anything John Bellairs wrote. The Lewis Barnavelt series is the best; The Figure in the Shadows still terrifies me. Less so The House with a Clock in Its Walls but even so I still get nervous and start looking for running water if I see headlights following me for too long when I'm driving.
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While we're talking about Shirley Jackson's The Haunting of Hill House: on Saturday, October 25th, I'll be hosting a live-tweet of its excellent 1963 film adaptation, The Haunting for The Toast, in anticipation of a Halloween-week article.

The Haunting (1963), starring Julie Harris and Claire Bloom, will be broadcast on Turner Classic Movies at 8:00, Saturday the 25th, and there are streaming options listed in the link. It's a marvelous example of slow-building psychological suspense and repressed terror. I hope you'll follow along and join the live-tweet! Details are in the Facebook link, or you can follow me at @emilyorelse, or just look for #TheHaunting on Oct. 25th at 8:00 p.m. Eastern.
I'm such a wimp, I'm still terrified by a story I read as a very little kid in a kid's scary story book.



Anyone else remember this one? The ending surprised and scared the SHIT out of me as a kid, it's seared into my brain.
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If anyone else is starting to get freaked out just picking a book, you can come sit by me and giggle about the name "Rider Haggard."
just bought best american mysteries 2014 (feat. ROXANE GAY!!!!) which will now be the first in my toast-approved mystery/horror october reading series and i CAN'T WAIT. october is the best month

I'm reading Frankenstein-- a nice edition where it compares Mary Shelley's original draft with the edition that was published (which her husband edited).

Needless to say I skipped strait to her original version.
I heard Harlan Ellison wrote 'I Have No Mouth" in a single night. One incredibly pissed off night. There is a video game about it too!
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Did anyone else read John Bellairs as a youngster? I remember The House with a Clock in its Walls, The Curse of the Blue Figurine and the like scaring me shitless as a kid. Wonder if they would hold up upon re-reading as an adult...
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Ghost stories! Wuthering Heights (Emily Brontë), The Girl in the Swing (Richard Adams), Beloved (Toni Morrison)
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I picked up that Jonestown book faster than you can say "thank goodness for cashback bonus" because it is effectively FREE.

Paging user amanita, I think this would be right up your alley!!
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I hate Harlan Ellison as a fundamentally horrible human being but I cannot deny that "I Have No Mouth" is an incredibly good story.

edited to add: I meant to mention that "The Devil in the White City" is a great nonfiction choice if you like history and also reading about horrifying serial killers.
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I have mentioned this here recently, but I'm in the middle of We Need to Talk About Kevin. It is damn good, but so unnerving that I had to take a break to read Paladin of Souls.
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I've just started reading the Southern Reach trilogy by Jeff Vandermeer, and I'm already halfway through the first book. It takes place in some unspecified future wherein an area in the southern portion of the country was separated from the rest thirty years prior by "an incident" and has become a pristine mystery-place known as Area X. The series is about the 12th expedition to Area X and the things they find there.
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